Are you really over 17? (Or whatever the legal age is in your area?)

Are you just lying to me?

Have you read the rest of the story or might you be skipping ahead to the smut?

Yes, I'm a big liar. I'm not old enough to be here. I should be reading the R rated version.

Or, yes, I'm only trying to sneak a peek at the dirt. I'll go back and read from the beginning like a good little boy or girl.

I'm an adult. I want to read some B/G fun.